SOTU

My favorite line from Alfred E. Neuman's speech last night was this one: "Our citizens don't much care which side of the aisle we sit on, as long as we are willing to cross that aisle when there is work to be done."

As the old Lone Ranger joke goes, "Who's 'we,' white man?" Is there anyone left in the country--no, the world--who doesn't know that what he means is, in the most tantrum-like Eric Cartman voice possible, "You give me what I want and give it to me now! RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!"

This administration cannot be finished too soon for my taste.