Hey! AP! Christy Lemire deserves a bonus

Okay, so I was reading Lemire's review of Hilary Duff's new movie (hey, look, the title of the review is Duff's "Voice" weak and dumb, how could I pass it up?) and five paragraphs from the end, you get this little gem: "squeaky-clean tween queen."

Christy Lemire deserves, like, a hundred bucks extra in her pay envelope this month. That's a great tongue twister. Go ahead, AP, cough it up!