Two things

First. The headline here speaks for itself. "Report: No WMD stockpiles in Iraq." That's actually another good candidate for an October surprise: a big chemical dump. Yeah, except there actually aren't any.

Second. I hope you all caught that story about Rumsfeld acknowledging that there was no evidence linking Iraq and al-Qaeda. He had to issue a retraction, claiming that he was "misunderstood," but if you speak any English at all, it's kind of hard to misunderstand a statement that is as clear, direct, and unequivocating as "To my knowledge, I have not seen any strong, hard evidence that links the two."

Wait a minute, let's make it three! Three things for the price of two, since we're surfing the tidal wave of fraudulence and stupidity anyway. I have here in my hot little hands a link to the website of an organization that idolizes Arnold Schwarzenegger so much that they want to amend the United States Constitution to allow foreign-born naturalized citizens to run for President. I'm not going to actually GIVE you the link, because I don't want to encourage this sort of thing, but I thought I'd let you all know.