Really, not tonight

After that massive caustic braindump yesterday, I really haven't got anything.

Okay, two quick things.

First, I guess Babe Ruth was appeased, somehow. Either that or the Cardinals took a dive. If it was Miami, Wayne Huizenga would immediately break up the Red Sox. We'll see what happens in Boston.

Second, Tommy Smothers must be the calmest person on Earth. I read an article today that included this: "Smothers said he's frequently approached by people who ask him whether he wishes he were on television now because he could say anything he wanted." As Tommy quite correctly points out, that applies only if you're trying to push the boundaries of crudity. The Smothers Brothers would be, as he put it, "off in a second." You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that.

Then again...we're not a nation of rocket scientists, are we?