Strange Brouhaha

Thursday, May 26, 2005

We Suck, Part II

Americans agree with Democrats but vote for Republicans, apparently because they strut around in flight suits looking tough.

So even though George Bush and his neocon pals have done a better job expanding the membership of Al Qaeda than Osama bin Laden ever did, and have left us wide open to further terrorist attack, and have ignored North Korea, and made everybody hate us, and in short pretty much took off our clothes and left us naked on a street corner at midnight in the bad part of town....they LOOK tough. And they like to torture people, which must mean they've got the "stomach" to protect us. So we'd better stick with them.

Ohhhhkay. Yep, that makes a whole lot of sense.

Wake me up when it's over.


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