An Open Letter to George Galloway: Please Stay, and Bring Your Friends

It was exhilarating for me to read about George Galloway ripping Norm Coleman five or six new assholes at once over Coleman's specious and ridiculous allegations against him. The manly British parliamentarian marched in here and showed us all how it's done. I was in awe.

And I have a request.

Mister Galloway, could you please stay, and bring a couple hundred like-minded friends from Britain with you? You all could occupy the seats currently held by Democrats. They can step down and become your assistants while they learn how to have a spine. Once you've got everything straightened up around here, and are sufficiently convinced that your American assistants are qualified to resume their posts, you can go back home. Deal? Please?

Thank you, A Concerned American