Let's book a flight!

This was a success:

Phase I was meant to boost domestic tourism and featured "touristic caravans," or convoys of dozens of cars escorted by 120-strong contingents of police and military, bristling with assault rifles and machine guns along roads considered unsafe because of guerrilla activity.

Now Colombia is ready to move ahead in its quest to become a tourist destination. Sounds great. We can hit it on the way to Baghdad. Who's coming?

Actually, I'd kind of like to go to Molvania and see the Great Plains. I hear they won some kind of award.