WiFi Speed Spray

Here's a great eBay auction for a spray that will speed up your wireless network by scrubbing the air. Yeah, it's funny, but you wait: in five years, we'll have stuff like this for sale for real. I mean, if people can be made to believe that coloring the rims of your CDs with a green Sharpie will stabilize a high-end CD player's laser to provide better sound reproduction, then people can be made to believe that WiFi speed is controlled by air quality. Frankly, I think the only mistake made here is that they didn't charge enough; shoot, audiophiles will pay $1000 and more per foot for speaker cable.