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Remember in the debates, when Bush said that he's been a "good steward of the environment"? That was a howler, wasn't it? Here's another one: he hopes his presidency will be viewed as "an agent for peace." No, really, it's the last line of a CNN article that reveals what should probably be either the fourth principle of Ingsoc or the first principle of the new Bush Doctrine: failure is success.

I'd go with the new Bush Doctrine myself. Although if you think about it, it's probably also at least heavily implied in Orwell, even though it's not explicitly stated.