Pluto, we hardly knew ye

The International Astronomical Union has declared that Pluto is not a planet. This news comes as a blow to anyone hoping to be Served Nine Pizzas by My Very Eager Mother.

However, Many Very Eager Men Joyfully Studying Universes Nightly were reportedly very pleased.

(For the record, the IAU can bite me and Pluto will remain a planet to me. Kind of the way I always sang "Thy sons arise" when we had to do the alma mater in school. Just contrarian, I guess.)