Overheard

The Child and I went to a sandwich shop for lunch after dance yesterday. We sat next to a table of chattering women. One of them was complaining about something that someone else had posted online--either on the complainer's own Web site or the someone else's Web site--saying that she, the complainer, was entirely too focused on herself and was a bitch.

The complaining woman then spent the next twenty minutes (no lie) talking about herself.