As Nelson Munz would say: "HA ha!"

You know, if a talentless whore* HAS to be in the news, it might as well be because she got sentenced to jail. Right there is your dictionary definition of schadenfreude.

*Among the greatest things Wil Wheaton has ever written: "In this business, a talentless whore who gets fucked in grainy night vision is more valuable to the networks than a talented actress who has spent years studying and honing her craft."