"We want to spend the rest of our lives rocking faces."

From Cracked, courtesy of The Wife, here is a list of the 10 Most Terrifying Inspirational 80s Songs.

It is hilarious.

Sample text: regarding Pat Benatar's "Love is a Battlefield", they tell us that the video has "a bunch of whores dance-fighting a Raul Julia look-alike while shaking their boobs in a menacing fashion."