I Kill Me!

(As Alf used to say.)

We went out to breakfast on Saturday, since we had a lot of stuff to get done, and we were all talking, for some reason, about how small children mispronounce the word "cinnamon."

The Child wanted to share a cinnamon roll with me. So I said, "Synonym Roll! It's a kind of bun!"

Maybe you had to be there.